when people i dont like touch me
This made me laugh more than it should have.
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The notes. You don’t belong here if you don’t reblog this. THE NOTES!
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| 01: | tell me the truth, what made you start liking the person you like right now? |
| 02: | what on your body is hurting or bothering you? |
| 03: | what was your last thought before going to bed last night? |
| 04: | what are you listening to? |
| 05: | what’s something you’re not looking forward to? |
| 06: | where do you think your best friend is right now? |
| 07: | have you kissed anybody in the last five days? |
| 08: | sex on the first date? |
| 09: | kiss on the first date? |
| 10: | is there one person you want to be with right now? |
| 11: | are you seriously happy with where you are in life? |
| 12: | is there something you would like to say to someone? |
| 13: | what are three things you did today? |
| 14: | would you rather sleep at a friend’s or have them over? |
| 15: | what is your favorite kind of gum? |
| 16: | are you friends with any of your ex boyfriends/ girlfriends? |
| 17: | what is on your wrists right now? |
| 18: | ever liked someone you thought you didn’t stand a chance with? |
| 19: | does anyone have strong feelings for you? |
| 20: | are you slowly drifting away from someone? |
| 21: | have you ever wasted your time on someone? |
| 22: | can you do the alphabet in sign language? |
| 23: | how have you felt today? |
| 24: | you receive £60 without any reason, what do you spend it on? |
| 25: | what is wrong with you right now? |
| 26: | is there anyone you’re really disappointed in? |
| 27: | would you rather have starbucks or jamba juice right now? |
| 28: | why aren’t you in ‘love’ with your last ex anymore? |
| 29: | how late did you stay up last night and why? |
| 30: | when was the last time you talked to one of your best friends? |
| 31: | what were you doing an hour ago? |
| 32: | what are you looking forward to in the next month? |
| 33: | are you wearing jeans right now? |
| 34: | are you a patient person? |
| 35: | do you think you can last in a relationship for three months? |
| 36: | favorite color? |
| 37: | did you have a dream last night? |
| 38: | are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants? |
| 39: | if someone could be cuddling you right now, who would you want it to be? |
| 40: | do you love anyone who is not related to you? |
| 41: | if someone liked you right now, would you want them to tell you? |
| 42: | do you like meeting new people? |
| 43: | are you afraid of falling in love? |
| 44: | ever self-harmed or starved yourself? |
| 45: | has anyone ever told you that you have pretty eyes? |
| 46: | have you ever felt like you weren’t good enough? |
I’m just gunna stay up all night and watch movies and cry because fuck me.
Show Yahoo that we are OKAY with them buying Tumblr as long as they leave the current terms and conditions intact and the enforcement policy.
Aka, the site remains the EXACT same as it was before. Keep Tumblr the same Yahoo and we will stay.
#we made a fucking fluffy chicken famous #we can do the same with yahoo (via jojenobrien)
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I’m not posting my German piece because no.
But here’s the Golden Ram from Two by Two.
Don’t pay attention to my shaking lock jaw.
Or my face.
This was the beginning of my last week, I was tired as fuck.
♡[๏ᴥ๏]♡ MASSIVE NATURAL AND CRUELTY-FREE BEAUTY PRODUCT GIVEAWAY ♡[๏ᴥ๏]♡
So i promised another huge giveaway for all my lovely followers in order to give them the opportunity to experience some of my favorite beauty products - and here it is! They’ll help keep all external parts of your glowing with radiance - and smelling great too :) These fifteen amazing, high-quality products together are valued at around $170 - so it’s an absolutely awesome prize to receive!
PRODUCTS INCLUDE:
- formula 10.0.6 passionfruit and green tea daily foaming cleanser
- formula 10.0.6 peppermint and coconut calming breakout mask
- formula 10.0.6 sea kelp and calendula oil-absorbing mud mask
- bellaboo facial exfoliator with organic sea buckthorn berry and rice bran powder
- bellaboo moisturizer with organic sea buckthorn berry and ylang flower
- beauty essentials pure rosehip oil
- lucas’ papaw ointment
- lush “vanillary” perfume stick
- lush “sweet lips” vanilla and chocolate sugar lip scrub
- witch hazel blemish stick
- organix smoothing shea butter conditioner
- palmers’ cocoa butter formula with vitamin E shampoo
- palmers’ cocoa butter formula with vitamin E conditioner
- st. ives exfoliating apricot scrub
- moroccan oil hair treatment
TOTAL APPROXIMATE GIVEAWAY VALUE: OVER $170
THE RULES:
1. You must be following me, favorite-recipes, as i’ll be checking every reblog & I’mextremely thorough
2. Reblogs only, likes will not count
3. The more you reblog this post, the higher your chances are of winning!
4. Must reach a minimum of 500 notes
5. The winner will be picked through a random number generator
I am willing to ship anywhere worldwide, and you must be willing to give me your address if you are chosen as the winner - or the prize will be given to another entrant.
THE WINNER WILL BE DRAWN ON JUNE 5TH, 2013
I wish you all the best of luck! ⫕。◕‿‿◕。⫖
(via favorite-recipes)
1.4 million wizards on Tumblr!
1.4 MILLION WIZARDS ON TUMBLR
ALMOST 2
2 Million!
2.7 Million
Almost 3 Million!!!!
4 MILLION!!!!
LET’S GET THIS TO 5 MILLION!!
Let’s get 5 million!!!
Instant reblog
I REBLOG THIS EVERY TIME IT’S ON MY DASH.
WE NEED 7 MILLION
THE NOTES. OH GOD
just about every person on tumblr.
THIRTEEN MILLION GUYS!!!
14 FUCKING MILLION
(Source: onlyfagshavethisurl, via i-ran-away-to-paradise)
It’s nice to know that I’m just a small bumpkin bursting with personality, fabulous and excellent intimidation skills.
Sometimes you need a little bit of a Napoleon complex.
CynicalTinkerbelle.
That’s just my new thing. Forevs.